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Rustacean

A Rustacean is a homosexual child predator species that is mostly found in basements. They like to lurk on the internet and rant about how rewriting every existing piece of software in Rust will improve our future and stop climate change, despite the language itself being very unreliable and unstable. Rust is so unstable that a program written in it has a 49% chance of self-destructing.

Usually a Rustacean will claim that Rust is better than C++ because it is "memory-safe," unlike C++.
In reality, Rust doesn't have any runtime memory safety checking or a garbage collector. Only the compiler predicts and warns the developer.

Rustaceans write code that simply tricks the compiler.

Rustacean: Rust is the best language out there! Not only is it low-level, but it is also memory-safe with minimal memory management. If we rewrote {software written in either C or C++} in Rust, then it would be so much better!

Ordinary developer: If you hate memory management so much, then why opt for a low-level language to begin with? There are languages like Go, C#, and Java that have nearly the same speed as a compiled language yet are actually memory-safe with garbage collection.

by BallsTwister November 21, 2022

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Karaboğa

Ordinary Turkish citizen in the non-European side of Turkey who make up 90% of the Turkish population.
The word in Turkish means black bull.

Person #1: I traveled to Armenia this summer, and it was awesome! They have very tasty food and an ancient culture. The nature was mesmerizing and had many ancient and historical sites. They even have a Greek temple in Garni. a very underappreciated country!

Person #2: Oh really? That's awesome! Speaking of Greece, I remember traveling to Greece a few years ago. The Cyclades were so beautiful with their white marble residences on the coast of the Aegean! The food was also top notch. My favorite Greek food would definitely be gyros! You should travel to Greece for your next vacation!

Karaboğa #3: MUSTAFA KEMAL ATATURK 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷💪💪KEBAB STRONG 💪💪🇹🇷🐺 ARMENIA GENOCIDE NEVER HAPPEN BUT IF IT DID THEY DESERVE 👍👍👍👍 GO CRY ARMENIAN 🇦🇲🇦🇲🤮🤮🤮🤣🤣 GAYREEK INVENT HOMOSEX 🇬🇷🇬🇷🏳️ 🌈🏳️ 🌈🏳️ 🌈🤮🤢 GAYREEK GET FUCKED IN IZMIR 1922 🇹🇷🇦🇿🇹🇷🐺🐺🐺 TÜRKIYE VS WORLD: TÜRKIYE WIN EZ GG 🐺🐺🇹🇷🇦🇿😂🇦🇿🇹🇷 ERDOGAN SULTAN OTTOMAN EMPIRE 💪💪🇹🇷💪 FUCK ARMENIA 🇦🇲🤢 FUCK GAY GAYRECEE 🇬🇷🇬🇷🌝 LONG LIVE TÜRKIYE 🇹🇷🇦🇿💪 LONG LIVE NORTHERN CYPRUS 🇹🇷🇹🇷💪💪🐺 LONG LIVE AZERBAIJAN 🇦🇿🇦🇿🇹🇷🇹🇷💪💪🐺

by BallsTwister November 21, 2022

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