Swapped the dogs

When a man’s testicular cords become entangled, resulting in the right and left testicle switching places.

Shit man I slept super weird last night I think I mighta swapped the dogs

Putting the Louie Anderson in her kiddie pool

When one folds their testicles into a woman's vagina, often while saying, "I'm sorry, baby, I ruined everything, baby". Credit to Henry Zebrowski of The Last Podcast on the Left

Oh man, I had such bad whiskey dick last night that I ended up putting the Louie Anderson in her kiddie pool.