hagelberry

Something that is just so absolutely heinous and vile that it can only be described as hagelberry (hagel for short)

That Hagelberry muffin was so gross

13

A girl that once you bang, you're not sure if you bang again. Like blackjack. Once you get a 13, you're not sure if you would hit it again.

Billy- "That girl had an amazing body, but an ugly face. She's a 13."
John- "Are you going to hit it again?"
Billy- "Nah, probably not."

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Afrojack

The act of receiving a handjob without having shaved your pubic hair in the recent past.

Cinnamon wants to hook up tonight, but I haven't shaved in like three weeks! Looks like it's going to be another afrojack!

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Backbone

The sometimes pleasureful event in which a male becomes erect while spooning with a female.

Dude, last night I got a backbone while spooning with Charlotte! It was awkward at first, but then she started using her spine to rub my erect manhood!

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