middleoid

Pronounced middle-oid. A term used to describe anyone looking like they are from the Middle East. Whether they are Saudi, Syrian, Iranian, Iraqi, Kuwaiti, Lebanese, or any other dark skinned race in the surrounding areas.

Friend: "Did you see that man on the news yesterday?"
Me: "The dark skinned middleoid that was on the run?"
Friend: " Uh, yeah that one! They caught him last night."
Me: "Cool."

Prison Carwash

After a prison inmate anally rapes you, he makes you clean the shit off his dick with your mouth.

Co-worker : "-And then after my Aryan Brotherhood cellmate anally raped me, he made me give him a prison carwash!"

Me : "I don't talk about my asscapades from my time in jail in the workplace, so why the fuck are you?"

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