Chicken fried steak

A sexual position where a man or woman sits on your face while they whittle a small goose out of a block of wood.

Tim: Bro, where did you get that wooden goose?
Zach: Tiff made it for me when she gave me a ‘chicken fried steak’ last night.

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Picking up the truck from Yuma

When you’re hooking up with your chick for the 7th time after being in Texas for like a year, but then right before you bust she pulls out a Magic the Gathering deck and challenges you to a duel.

Enrique: “Yo man, what happened with playing Sea of Thieves last night?”
Bernard: “Sorry man, my chick took too long picking up the truck from Yuma.”