duel

When two males stand face to face and proceed to masturbate in the direction of each other. The person to be ejaculated on first loses the duel.

I tried to get off quickly in the duel, but he cummed all over me before I got off.

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duel

A challenge between two people to settle a score. To initiate a duel, a duelist must demand satisfaction.

*slap with glove*
What? I demand satisfaction sir!
Let us duel, what shall be your weapon of choice?
strap-on!
ok...

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duel

1. battle to the death
2. A classic film directed by Spielberg

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duel

A contest between two individuals, no more, no less (er, obviously). Despite what Mr. Anonymous would have you think, it is not necessarily a battle to the death. A chess match could be considered a duel, as could a swordfight, or a naked mudwrestling contest (between women, of course. Naked men mudwrestling is a fucking crime against nature).

"I challenge you to a duel! Pick up your pugel stick! GLADIATORS, RRRRRREADY?"

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duel

an uberific nerd fight

Hey Frederick, I recently obtained the Power of the Dragon-Wizard, let's duel!

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duel

To mess something up irreversibly.

Man you really dueled that up!

You are a totally dueler.

You dueled my kid brothers toy.

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Dueling

(n.) A graceful form of fighting for the gentry. No underhand tricks, tomfoolery left out, this is one good way to die.

Dueling was allowed in Hungary until 1933. However, should anyone be killed, mansluaghter was the sentance handed down.

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