THE SLINKY

The Slinky: When you face your wife or girlfriend, cup your right hand under her left breast.
Then cup your left hand under her right breast, while lifting your right hand drop your left hand.
Then lift your left hand and drop your right hand, continulosely repeat while humming the Slinky Jingle.

Who would of guess that playing The Slinky can be foreplay. It's true The Slinky is fun for a girl and a boy!!!!

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Backdrafts

When your partner farts under the covers then waves them, and you get a fart shotgun.

My wife always appoligieses for farting in bed, then Backdrafts me.

Total Chode

Someone, always a guy, that can never not be a Douchebag, Asshat, Jack Off, Schmuck, and or Scum Bag, no redeeming qualities!

Joe is a TOTAL CHODE!

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Antiquing

A woman that is 35 years of age or younger that chooses to have sex with a man that is 60 years of age, or older.

30 year old Lucy is so tired of dealing with the B.S. of younger men, for now on she will only go Antiquing.

Stank Eye

Getting pink eye from a Dutch Oven.

My girlfriend got the Stank Eye after I gave her a righteous Dutch Oven.

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Servage

The cleavage shot you get when your waitress leans in to deliver your meal.

The Servage was outstanding at the Octoberfest, the beauty of peasant blouses.

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Stank Eyez

Getting Pink Eye from a Dutch Oven.

My wife got Stank Eyez after I gave her a righteous Dutch Oven.

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