Showerfowler

When someone lets a fart rip that is so disgusting it causes one or more people to prematurely exit their shower and possibly with soap still on their body.

Man, my wife dropped a showerfowler this morning and I had to bail. I think some soap dried on my back and now I’m itchy as hell.

Or

Boy and I feeling rough, too much Guinness and hot wings last night. Accidentally hit myself with a showerfowler this morning and I actually puked in my mouth while bailing out.

Cockblocker

Someone who blocks you online and then cowardly addresses a reply post that you can’t see or reply to

Hey, I can only assume you can’t see Jim’s reply to you on my timeline cause you didn’t reply to that weak ass shit with another bitch slap. He’s such a cockblocker. So predictable...