man pet

Obsequious male who sniffs after a suitor, male or female, who is way out of his league who will be expected to put up with all of the drudgery of a relationship with none of the benefits, most pointedly without any sex. He will be called upon to act as pyschotherapist, answer 4am phone calls, and provide transportation at a moments notice, without any complaints whatsoever.

Woman 1: "Do you guys do it?"

Woman 2: "Are you kidding, OF COURSE NOT, he's just a man pet!"

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rectum breath

Unflattering nickname for someone with extremely bad breath that fairly accurately replicates the foul odors that are more commonly emitted from the rectum.

Worker 1: "Now, when ever rectum breath comes over to ask me something, I automatically shut down my nose and breathe very carefully out of my mouth."

Worker 2: "I hear that!"