msm

Abbreviation for "mainstream media". No matter who you are, they're not on your side.

"Hey, Republican friend, did you see that news story on Bush?"
"Yeah, the MSM is so biased."

"Hey, Democrat friend, did you see that news story on Bush?"
"Yeah, the MSM is so biased."

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nitz

To flick someone in the balls.

I just got nitzed and now I can't stand up.

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salty dalty

Derogatory term for someone with Daltonism (that is, colorblindness).

Red or green, you salty dalty?

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bubbler ride

Putting someone on a water fountain and turning it on. Usually a prank, in the same manner as a swirly. From bubbler, a term primarily used in Wisconsin.

How embarassing - my pants are all wet from that bubbler ride.

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