Comfort panties

Also known as "Period panties" or as "Granny panties". Comfort panties are the underwear that women use when they are moody, on their period, depressed or sad. These panties can be ripped and/or too big and some even have cum stains.

Girl: Uggg I hate period cramps! If it wasn't for my comfort panties and chocolate, I would be moping around.

Birthquake

The contractions a woman feels when giving birth.

Woman: Dayum, when I had Chewbacca I thought I was going to explode with the birthquakes!

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