Fine Liner

A person or group of people who will only listen to you when you say something that they can make sound outrageous and takes what you mean jokingly as serious and what you mean seriously as a joke.

"I love animals."

"HOLY SHIT FRED JUST SAID HE HAS SEX WITH ANIMALS AND IS ALSO GONNA SHOOT UP THE WHOLE SCHOOL TO CANNIBALIZE EVERYONE! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"

"Man, what a bunch of fine liners... wait don't kill m-"

Teacher Lunch

A quick, low-variety and often unhealthy meal that can be eaten while multitasking.
Typically snack foods, but can be virtually anything.

The poor man's Girl Dinner.

"I ran out of money so I could only afford to eat diapers and cheese. AKA Teacher Lunch." "The fuck you say cheese?"

Don't settle for Teacher Lunch, you deserve Girl Dinner.