dutchbag

A variation on deutchbag, heretofore the foremost, slightly whimsical "slur" for people of Dutch heritage. Also called amsterdummies. What are they to be mocked for? Excellent canal construction? Legalizing many drugs and prostitution? No, these are Dutch gifts to mankind. Thus, they must be mocked for their innate dutchbaggery.

"Did you see him eating his fries with mayonaise and going 'Gurdy Gurdy Gurdy?'"
Yeah. Man, that Willem is such a dutchbag.

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Tip of the Iceberg

When a girl takes your dick out of your pants and not all of it is out of your pants/boxers and the girl thinks that's it meanwhile, it's only the tip or half of it.

Emily- Oh my god I jacked this guy off the other day and his dick was so small I didn't even let him take his pants all the way off because I wasn't interested.
Sebrina- Are you sure it just wasn't the tip of the Iceberg?
Emily- What?
Sebrina- since you didn't let him take his pants off all the way maybe they hid half his dick so you couldn't see it...therefore it being the tip of the Iceberg

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