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Cat

The best animal on Earth but get too much hate for no reason whatsoever

Girl: *pets cat*
Boy: Yo, cats are evil
Girl: Why exactly?
Boy: They scratch
Girl: So do rabbits and ferrets but they don't get much hate for it
Boy: Well...ummm...oh, look at the time

by BananuCats January 21, 2023


Cats

God's little fur babies who get too much hate and not enough love sadly but hey, they rule the internet

Person 1: Cat's are stupid
Person 2: Yah, they're the stupid ones. Maybe the stupid one is the one who likes dogs better than cats. The one who doesn't realize that cats are and will always be God's greatest creation. You know what, I hope you burn in hell
Person 1: Ummm....I....i'm sorry. I didn't realize you would take this so seriously
Person 2: Burn in hell!!!

by BananuCats November 18, 2022


Single

Something I will always be

Me: “I will be single for life and I’m proud of it”

by BananuCats July 6, 2022


Shopkins

A toy that were at least somewhat ok when they first came out but now they suck and are called real littles

Girl 1: Real Littles are so cool
Girl 2: You mean Shopkins?
Girl 1: Shop what?
Girl 2: 😑
Girl 1: What?
Girl 2: Those are called Shopkins, plus, why do they look like that? They're so ugly now

by BananuCats January 21, 2023