chafing so badly near your genitals the temperature becomes hot enough to fry an egg.
JT, " Bro I'm eggz benedicked out mang ."
Mike, " you gottzd tah gold bond that shit cuh."
JT, " shiiiiiiiit."
Dreaming of sexual intercourse with many different ethnic woman of color.
Jack, " Bro I had a dream i was flying last night."
Steve, " I had a crayola dream last night."
Jack, " you win."
hitting yourself in the nuts with your own hard on.
Tom, " Bro i just got a case of Lumber nuts."
Brian, " that sucks man."