Crayola Dream

Dreaming of sexual intercourse with many different ethnic woman of color.

Jack, " Bro I had a dream i was flying last night."
Steve, " I had a crayola dream last night."
Jack, " you win."

eggz benedicked

chafing so badly near your genitals the temperature becomes hot enough to fry an egg.

JT, " Bro I'm eggz benedicked out mang ."

Mike, " you gottzd tah gold bond that shit cuh."

JT, " shiiiiiiiit."

Lumber Nuts

hitting yourself in the nuts with your own hard on.

Tom, " Bro i just got a case of Lumber nuts."
Brian, " that sucks man."