chafing

To rub and cause irritation or friction. Chafing is the anti-christ as far as my twigs and berries are concerned.

"MR. GYM TEACHER, CAN I STOP RUNNING!?!?"
"No. Why?"
"CHAFING!!!! *Passes out*"

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chafing

To have someone or yourself rub your penis to cause irritation and to cause skin to peel off and turn pink or bleed

I was so horny I jacked off 4 times and then my penis started chafing.

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chafing

Usually occurs when one goes commando with a pair of jeans.
After walking long distances, especially in warm enviroments, the penis will chafe on the denim.

Or

To Chafe

After seeing a dirt valve one could call out to a friend to alert them of perving opportunities. Incinuating that the penis has twitched as it has been excited so quickly and unexpectedly.
Said with a high pitched voice in the right tone can lead to some comical behavour.
When repeated gives off a more important vibe. The more chafes often means the rating of the girl out of ten.

"What a brilliant idea it was to wear no undies. I need to sit down for a minute, im chafing all over the show"

"Check that dirt out! Chafe Chafe Chafe!!"

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chafed

1. Occurs when the ass cheek buns rub together causing severe friction burn to the inner bum region. Usually occurs when crack is sweating and dries up very fast. A red burning sensation is felt.

2. Occurs when the ball bag rubs gainst the inner thigh causing the same red burning sensation mentioned above.

NOTE: Never put GoldBond powder on a chafed area. This will cause intense burning and make you what to rip your balls off.

I was fucking running hard from the cops last night but I got so chafed I had to run bow-legged and they caught me. SHHHIET!

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Chafe

Copying or having the same thing as someone.

"Why did you chafe me!"

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Chafe

A white rash around the genitals caused by rubbing or itching the scrotum or inner thigh. Commonly a result of masterbation. Chafe off-cuts can occur when the chafe is taken from the infected area and smeared somewhere else on the subject.

"Oh shit i am all chafed up"

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Chafee

Idiot, Lunatic, Asshole

Used commonly in New England

That guy over there, he is such a chafee.

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