Road Ring

A phone call made by a person who is bored during a long drive, in hopes that the call recipient will entertain him/her for a not insignificant portion of the journey.

I didn’t realize that Paul’s call was a Road Ring until he casually mentioned that he had 2 hours left on his drive back from the Hamptons.

Mensplain

When a male finds the need to explain the meaning of mansplaining to a female

My wife told me to stop mansplaining, when I was really just disagreeing with her interpretation of the situation. I decided that was not the time to mensplain.

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