Strategic Offsite

A term to put on one's calendar to make a meeting at a bar or tavern appear as a work event.

Let's meet at 2:30 p.m. on Friday for a "Strategic Offsite."

Illiquidity Event

What happens when a man gets divorced; a large amount of cash and assets leave his account. The opposite of a liquidity event.

Bob got divorced last year and experienced a HUGE illiquidity event.