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A crusty penis that wasnât washed after anal sex the night before.
- Commonly associated with symptoms of the DingleBear.
After a night of Fireball shots and disorganized, loose fitting anal sex with the missus, Baxter woke up with a Rusted Mud Whistle.
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A relatively affordable professional handjob with tiny, delecate Asian hands.
After one night in Bangkok and a bottle of Fireball, Baxter stumbled into an Asian massage parlor. From there Baxter received a free cup of hot tea, a hot steamed towel and Hanoi Handjob for 150 Thai Baht ($4.73 US Dollars)
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A frothy, cream-like substance located on the labial cliff of the female genitalia.
-Generally occurs after long pumping sex.
Baxter was churning that shutter butter all night long.
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A seedy middle aged bald male of Russian descent that runs the illegal fish trade at the Genesee River Gorge in Rochester New York.
- Primarily deals with salmon but the street name âtrout bossâ is used as an alias.
Baxter had to settle a debt with the Russian Trout Boss so he didnât get whacked.
A large unmanageable dingleberry.
Baxter thought he was dealing with a dingleberry when in fact he unleashed a dinglebear.