Trust me bro

Do not trust me. I’m basically gonna screw up and ruin anything and everything I say or do, but I’m putting on a reassuring face so you’re shocked by the magnitude of fuck up I’m about to commit.

You - “Hey man did you finish the take home quiz?”
Bro - “Yeah bro here! I got you, fam!”
You - “You got all the answers? I need to pass this, or I’ll fail out.”
Bro - “Yeah don’t worry! Trust me bro.”

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