softball tourettes

When you get a good pitch in softball and promptly proceed to make out, and you start dropping f-bombs at everybody.

Ump: "Hey, no cursing or I'll throw you out of the game!"

Coach: "It's not his fault. He has softball tourettes."

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vicscariously

Being interested in a stupid thing that a friend is doing

I'm living vicscariously through Joe, who's dating three different women, who all live on the same block.