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Someone who hides behind music. A Bantumie turns the music really loud whenever he/she gets an emotional blow. Most Bantumies think it makes them numb, but it only makes them suffer less.
"my girlfriend just broke up with me." "oh dear, are you alright?" "yea, i'm a bantumie."
A Helaholla is someone who ruins all sorts of social activities (eg chat rooms) with his stupid comments and spelling mistakes. for further information, see 'appendix'
"hihi you watch pornz becus jou don't get sexy irl." "omg stfu helaholla.."
Your girlfriend's on her back and you ram your dick inside. Carefully you keep bending over and you try (without using your arms) to lean on your prick when he's still in her pussy. then flap your arms like a mad man and make a camelsound
I managed to do a flying camel yesterday! I never did that before :)
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After you cummed in your partners' mouth, give her a slap on the back of her head. Your stuff will come out of her nose. When she gets back up and turns around, she'll look like an angry dragon
I did an angry dragon with my girlfriend, it was hilarious!
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someone who has sex his girlfriend and then break up with her.
"I had sex with Emma yesterday." "Awesome! you gonna marry her?" "nah..i'm gonna break up with her." "omg, you're such a Niels."
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A Snoezles is a hot blonde girl who loves to talk about sex or anything that has something to do with sex (penises, thongs, etc). When you ask her why she talks about it, she'll say that she doesn't know anything about it and that she has some questions. Of course this is bullshit, she just wants to get horny. Pleas note that a Snoezles only TALKS, she does not touch herself.
"that girl asked me if a boner hurts, what a Snoezles!"
An amazing event! You screw your girlfriend from behind and then suddenly put your finger in her ass. Pull it back and give her a line of shit under her nose. Now she'll look like a Dirty Sanchez.
Shant's mom looks like her husbad gave her a dirty sanchez
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