Random
Source Code
Random
A dude who starts slinging insults after he's had a few brews (such as budweiser).
BUD WISECRACKER: Hey, Pamela, you got some nice titties on ya! Come over here and let me suck on your nips!
PAMELA: Shut up, Asshole!
BUD WISECRACKER: What are you lookin' at Tommy.
SMASH!!! Tommy's fist knocks out all of Bud's front teeth and sends him on a snooze cruise.
20👍 8👎
You're having an all night party. Someone falls asleep. You put some real cummy looking hair conditioner on them to simulate the appearance of someone having ejaculated on them while they were asleep.
PETER: Hey, Bobby, Greg's asleep. Let's "condition" him!
BOBBY: Cool! Perfect, I don't think he's ever heard of that, so it will really get him!
......THREE HOURS LATER......
GREG: (Yawn......wipes face......opens eyes......) What the fuck! What happened to me......GROSS! God damn it! Where are those fucking faggots!
66👍 30👎
An underage beer drinking chick.
JIM: Who's that foxy chick suckin' on the Bud over there?
DAN: Shit! That's my sister Sedna, Jim! She's totally Punky Brewster. You gotta help me get her outta here.
50👍 23👎
"legally separated" or "divorce filed, but not yet final".
ANNA: So, are you married, or not?
BOB: I'm singlish.
ANNA: Singlish?
BOB: Divorce filed, but not yet final.
ANNA: Cool. So, let's fuck!
47👍 214👎
titelation = "tit elation", ie, the joy a man feels when he sees a beautiful set of bOObies.
TITELATION:
Nipsey Russell was totally titelated when Pamela let him do an Etch-A-Sketch and then suck on her nips. He was Nipspinnin'!
24👍 8👎
PETER: Wow! Pamela is sooooo Melony!
BOBBY: Watch it. Tommy beat the shit out of Greg for getting so titelated over her.
PETER: Yea? But I bet Greg was being Budstupider at the time, right?
BOBBY: True. Good point bro'.
144👍 92👎
A fun way to say and spell "significant other".
AT THE BAR:
PETER: WOW! Whose that beautiful babe walking in the door?
BOBBY: That's Sharon, my new snifacunt other, brother.
PETER: Yeah, I'd like to snif...I mean, you know, if she wasn't YOUR lady.
25👍 8👎