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The name of a high quality Czech beer brewed in Ceske Budejovice (formerly Budweis), that subsequently had it's name fucking jack moved by piss water loving american red necks who turned this once primo brand into one of the worlds most effective displays of brewing incompetence. Enjoyed by millions Nascar enthusiast across the country.
Bra, pick up some Budweiser. I can drink like fucking 12 of those and still be sober. Shit, I may even get it up while banging my cousin. Of course, only after watching Dale Earnhardt drive in circles.
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Carbonated urine! Oh-boy!
Is this horse piss or Budweiser?
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1. Bland, flavorless alcohol delivery system that sells because of advertising. See also Zima , Wonder Bread , and Hamburger Helper
Don't tell me how good my beer is, okay? I know how good my beer is, because I'm the one who buys it, okay? When Bonnie goes to the store to buy beer, she buys Budweiser. When I drink my beer I want to taste it.
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A popular beer-like beverage sold in cans of 6, 12, 24, and sometimes 30 and in bottles, glass, plastic, and metallic--falling under the class of a lager. It can be found in most if not all liquor stores, chain grocery stores, wal-marts, costcos, 711s, convenience stores, and sporting events across the 50 states of America.
Budweiser gained popularity first in America then in other parts of the world due to it's cheap-price, and wide availability.
Many beer enthusiasts especially Europeans may be heard remarking that budweiser is not very high quality beer and that Americans don't know what good beer is.
Joe American 1: Hey fellas, I'll go grab a few cold ones for us. Waddaya want: Sierra Nevada pale or Budweiser?
Joe American 2: The latter.
Joe American 3: Bud weiser.
Joe American 4: Pale.
Joe American 1 to Joe 4: You like Sierra?
Joe American 4: Hell yeah.
Joe American 2: But you know it's only noon and you can't drink those all day.
Joe American 4: Yeah, I know, but I want to start out with something that has some taste.
Joe American 2: Oh yeah.
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Princes of beer. Weakest damn beer in the world! Drunken by paper assholes althrough the US.
"I'm out of Butt Wipe, I'll just have the Weiser."
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Shitty beer with the price and advertising of a top domestic beer, but possesses the taste and quality of cheap beer.
Price of Miller, with the taste of the Beast.
Budweiser is piss-water.
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A tall frosty glass of golden goodness!
Just try it, and you'll see...
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