SMW

Stands for Snatch my wig.
Used when someone does or tells you something that is really shocking or something that blows you mind.
This can also be used as a compliment .

As a compliment.
Girl 1 to 2: Oh girl! SMW!!! You look fabulous in that picture you just posted.

In a convo.
Person A: Kim Kardashian just commented on my post on Instagram.
Person B: OMG SMW!!!!! ASDFGHJKCLLLNCFBVJEBV!!! AYFKM?

A Wall

See Donald Trump.

You better believe there are people donating to raise 9.5bn for building A Wall.

Peacocking

The act of trying to elevate yourself and stand out in the company of your tall friends so people actually notice you realize that you are there.

Taylor Swift: I just want to start by saying that this is what he does. He tries to elevate himself, just like geographically, so he can seem.....

Ed Sheeran: taller,...

Taylor Swift: ....better than me..

Ed Sheeran: ..taller.

Taylor Swift: Like experts will study this and say that you're like, what are you doing? You're like peacocking right now?

Ed Sheeran: That's because you were fvcking heels all the time.

Taylor Swift: Look what I did for you today!

(Raises her leg and shows Ed her sneakers.)

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WAFF

What are friends for?

Hey Bestie, can you buy me big Mac on your way back?
Ofc, WAFF? One Big Mac coming.

Queen

The most controversial album of 2018!

Nicki Minaj’s fourth album, self-acclaimed her best so far.

She put her ‘blood and sweat’ in making this album and believed it should have been number one in the billboard.

It wasn’t!!!

What are Shame!
Well, she went on to blame literally the whole world for her best album coming second.

Should this album have been number one?

I would never know. I haven’t listened to it. *Shrugs*

Person 1: Queen should be number 1 on Billboard.

Person 2: Well, Astroworld IS number one. Deal with it.

awwwn

Awwwn: Alternative spelling of Aww or Awwn or Awww. A word used by women (mostly) when referring to something adorable or a cure situation.

AWWWN: Acronym for ANOTHER WORD WOMEN WOULD NULLIFY

Awwwn, my boyfriend bought me this cute puppy. It’s so adorable. I totally heart.

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