Rectal Catastrophe

A synonym for goatse

or

A synonym for 1 guy 1 jar

Matt: "Did you see that video I sent you?"

Mason: "Oh man, that was a Rectal Catastrophe."

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Dickbag

A bag containing 36 dicks. No more. No less.

or

Someone who is 36 times worse than your average dick.

Kevin: Hey Mason, guess what I got you for Christmas?
Mason: What?
Kevin: A dickbag!
Mason: It's just what I've always wanted!

or

Matt: I fucked you dad.
Mason: You dickbag!

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>implying

>implying you don't already know what this means

>implying this needs an example

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Batman Repellent Batspray

Further proof that Batman is prepared for anything

If Adam West as Batman fought George Clooney as Batman, Adam West would pull out his Batman Repellent Batspray.

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Mason

An astronomical unit of mass. Units are so massive, that most, if not all things are measured in Micro Masons (MMason).

VY Canis Majoris, the largest known star has a mass of 0.5 Mason.

Betelgeuse, on the other hand, has a mass of 0.1 Mason

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Slapping Ben Franklin

A euphemism meaning to masturbate.

I found some hot porn and was Slapping Ben Franklin all night.

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Schrödinger's Penis

The paradox concluding that a penis, shielded from view by a pair of pants, shorts, skirt, etc. and is unobserved is both large and small at the same time.

Upon urbaning his name, Ben found out the he has a Schrödinger's Penis.

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