Chronic Flush

The act of taking a dumb, urinating, sneezing, coughing, and puking -- all simultaneously.

May also be caused by a chronic version of shit bricks; grade A of shit bricks.

Guy: dude the Devil's after me..
Friend: WTF bro?
Guy: no really!! I just had a chronic flush in the bathroom!!
Friend: you're dumb, and that's disgusting.

Dude: yoyoyo! I just had sex with Megan Fox!
Guy: stfu you lion pendejo.

*dude shows guy video*
Guy: I'm coulda shit bricks.
Dude: if your penis was mine, you coulda had a chronic flush.

MC Let-Down

The feeling of dissapointment one gets when they're with MC HAMMER and he won't let said person touch anything.

*Vannila Ice hangin' out with MC Hammer, Ice goes to grab some chips*

MC Hammer: naananana, nana, CAN'T TOUCH THIS!!
Vannila Ice: damn bro.. What MC Let-Down..
Random Civilian: chronic fail man..

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