non-union bone stimulator

Prostitute

I'm going downtown to find a non-union bone stimulator tonight.

cock pits

For guys only really... Cock Pits are the area between your junk and your legs...

Its so fucking hot in here my cock pits are soaked.

smile bones

Teeth

My smile bones hurt when I eat something cold.

Tuscaloosa Rip

To grab a sandwich and rip it, roughly, down the middle

He gave that PB&J the ol' Tuscaloosa rip