cock pits

For guys only really... Cock Pits are the area between your junk and your legs...

Its so fucking hot in here my cock pits are soaked.

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non-union bone stimulator

Prostitute

I'm going downtown to find a non-union bone stimulator tonight.

smile bones

Teeth

My smile bones hurt when I eat something cold.

Tuscaloosa Rip

To grab a sandwich and rip it, roughly, down the middle

He gave that PB&J the ol' Tuscaloosa rip