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Cory

A man that has the mental capacity of a squirrel and LOVES French maid costumes. Ladies throw up in the presence of his irresistible charm.

His likes include-
Correcting others' grammar (in particular, proper use of the word "well") ; long walks on the beach; making breakfast

His dislikes include-
Yawning; bland people; seaweed

Hey bro, have you met that Cory dude? Let me tell you I would churn butter for that lad.

by Barneythedinosaur365 July 21, 2015

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