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Sound made by a giant log entering the water in a toilet bowl.
*Knock knock* . . . Anyone in there?
SÃ SÃ, ocupado!
Ooooohhhh, uunnngghhh, AYYYY CHIHUAHUA!!!
* SPLADOOSHA *
Hey amigo . . . We must alert the port authorities!
Hey Wally, you wanna play some X-Box when we get home?
Uh, no man . . . I'm absolutely assholed . . . I'm just gonna swill some mousewash and hit the sack!
Prolific carrier and transmitter of sexual diseases, particularly Syphilis.
Of course, as a Syph Lord he is highly proficient with a laser sword, though he much prefers to leave his enemies alive but with a nasty dose of the clap.
Drug resistant strain of a sexual disease, particularly Syphilis.
I thought they'd cured my STD but the force is strong in this one; it just keeps coming back . . . Must be The Revenge of the Syph.
The music, views and general wider cultural influence of the Icelandic singer Björk.
I thought the single 'Venus as a Boy' was tolerable, but pretty much everything else that Björk has done is bjöllocks.
No chance of pulling in this place lads . . . There's more Todger Dodgers here than on a BBC panel show.