Friend Boner

When a friend gives another friend an erection, but it's okay because it's purely platonic and doesn't mean anything.

"Dude Avy just sent me her tits and I got the most insane boner. But it's harmless because we're just friends-- it's a friend boner!"

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Ghetto Golden Goose

A black baby that quacks and shits out food stamps

"Praise be Lawd, I found an EBT card in Daquan's diaper-- we got ourselves the Ghetto Golden Goose!"

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