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Forespite

1. n. Ability to predict or plan spiteful actions in the future.

Demonstrating great forespite, Betsy planted a sappling in the garden which would one day grow into a mighty tree, which would block her neighbors' view of the sunset.

by Barry B October 14, 2011


Fetish Six

n. Someone who'd otherwise be a four (of ten), but gets a six because they share your weird kinky fetish, i.e. just barely passing for fuck-able, counting all the extra credit.

Mary was a "fetish six," which is to say she'd be totally unfuckable if she didn't share Mark's penchant for Alf cosplay.

by Barry B October 14, 2011

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bitch tits

massive man breasts which may require the use of a bra.

A:"Yo...who's that fat shit over there..with the huge bitch tits?"
B:"Man..thats TJ bro"

by Barry B July 2, 2004

196๐Ÿ‘ 106๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Beatles Fallacy

The Beatles Fallacy is the hegemonic misconception among hack musicologists that the British Rock band The Beatles were "revolutionary" or "groundbreaking" in the history of music, ignoring earlier rock and roll, garage, and politically relevant songwriting; the Beatles are mistakenly assumed to have invented or been the "most influential" in the myriad styles they performed, despite the existence of contemporaries like The Rolling Stones, The Sonics, etc., and the pre-existence of like way harder albums than Revolver.

NOTE: The Beatles Fallacy is related to the misconception that Rock and Roll prior to 1960 was all hokey crap, and is the bastard stepchild of the Elvis Hypothesis, crediting "The King" with the invention of Rock and Roll, thereby ignoring shit black people had been doing for like 10 years.

The Beatles are obviously the most influential rock band of all time," said Adam the music hack, espousing The Beatles Fallacy.

by Barry B September 16, 2010

30๐Ÿ‘ 63๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kung-Jew

Kung-Jew is the ancient Hebrew art of negotiation, thrift and litigation. Since the recession, the art of Kung-Jew has enjoyed a resurgence of popularity even outside the Jewish community.

Con Edison tried to over bill us outrageously for utilities last month, but my roommate Herschel busted out his Kung-Jew skills and quickly had them send us an amended bill which reflected the correct meter reading. One day he has to teach me how he does that!

My landlord tried to hold onto my deposit unfairly, though I vacated the apartmentl on time and left it in good condition, but he backed down when I told him that I had studied Kung-Jew.

by Barry B November 13, 2012

11๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


had words

1. v. (past tense) To have played a bitterly divisive game of Words With Friends with someone, therefore becoming mortal enemies.

I used to be good friends with Bobby, but then we had words. Now whenever we see meet, we just let out insane karate kaias, and pummel each other with a tornado of kicks and punches.

by Barry B March 22, 2013