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When you go down on a girl and, just as you get closer to her genital area, you realize her vag smells like a dumpster.
Oh man. I went to go down on Carla last night and I experienced the Point of Vag Return. It was horrible.
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The process of taking a dump in a blender, making a poop smoothie, and serving the drink to a loved one who has wronged you.
She banged my best friend, so I gave her a nik.
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When your newborn shits on you.
Fuck. My baby just plorked on me.
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When a man's penis smells very badly.
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A flute that is made out of one's own poop.
Carl isn't somebody you'd want to date. He has a poop flute.
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I play the poop flute in my band.
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When you're going down on your girlfriend and your tongue ends up going numb.
I was eating Tara out for 45 minutes and I totally ended up with cuntongue.
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