Nik

The process of taking a dump in a blender, making a poop smoothie, and serving the drink to a loved one who has wronged you.

She banged my best friend, so I gave her a nik.

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Plork

When your newborn shits on you.

Fuck. My baby just plorked on me.

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The Point of Vag Return

When you go down on a girl and, just as you get closer to her genital area, you realize her vag smells like a dumpster.

Oh man. I went to go down on Carla last night and I experienced the Point of Vag Return. It was horrible.

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Poop Flute

When a man's penis smells very badly.

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A flute that is made out of one's own poop.

Carl isn't somebody you'd want to date. He has a poop flute.

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I play the poop flute in my band.

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Cuntongue

When you're going down on your girlfriend and your tongue ends up going numb.

I was eating Tara out for 45 minutes and I totally ended up with cuntongue.

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