Brek

adj. A term used to describe a severely unattractive person. Someone who is offensive to the eye.

derived from broke/bruk/butters.

"that girl is so brek she didn't get hit with the ugly stick, the whole forest pulverized her face! Bushes, soil, undergrowth; You name it, it beat her until she resembled a micro-waved puddle of vomit!"

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Keblap

vb. A term used to describe the action of slapping someone in the face with a kebab.

derived from kebab and slap

while waiting in the chip shop terry was keblapped by steve.

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