Cock Stand

The act of performing a keg stand on one's cock. A friend of the recipient holds the cock stander's feet as they give a blowjob. The audience counts on every neck thrust, and the number is awarded to the recipient of the aforementioned blowjob.

"Okay I am way too drunk to do another keg stand."

"Time for another cock stand Becky! I'm beating 76 this time."

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Shrimp God

A guy with the smallest of dicks.

"Justin's the shrimp god!"