basement cheese

Aka: Dick Cheese, Vagina Cheese

A catch all for the funk that grows on someone's genitalia after they don't wash themselves.

Put your pants back on, I can smell your Basement Cheese from here.

Basement cheese

The cheese that grows on someone's genitals after not bathing for long periods.

Sorry if my breath smells like nachos, but my girl had a bad case of the basement cheese.