Norman

Norman is a type of man that enjoys long walks on the beach fuelled by battery acid and brain damage. They are genuinely blonde and crave expensive sneakers that their parent's Centrelink money can't afford. Normans generally enjoy talking trash to older men on the bus.

Norman was such an asshole today.

Pegdog

A breed of dirty staffy fueled entirely on rechargable stigs and codeine. Loves breaking ankles and only desires opioids and headspins.

Pegdog broke poor Oscar's arm today, what a shame, he mustn't have gotten his heroin fix this week.

MattMav

MattMav is a total clam who has lots of gas and a basement

MattMav is being kind of jewish today

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