Beyer

A school in Modesto, California whose population could easily be described in quite the same way as the population of the rest of Modesto.

If you go to Beyer you are most likely Mexican and either A.) Into drugs or B.) Into sports.
Anyone else is usually a manga nerd, and there's manga nerds who are also into drugs and sports anyway.

Beyer has some decent sports programs and a decent music program, but no one outside of Modesto cares or notices.
Barely anyone IN Modesto notices.

Beyer is constantly making their rules more strict, which has no affect on the students' habits of misconduct.
The teachers and staff try endlessly to convince themselves and each year's freshmen class that Beyer is the best school in the state. This says something about the teachers, considering how they lie so blatantly to the students.

The most predominantly used words in Beyer's vocabulary are most likely: "hella," "fuckin'," and "D-36"
(D-36 is the disciplinary office)

The most commonly used phrases in Beyer are most likely: "I forgot my lanyard!" and "Fuckin' campo is hella dumb!"

All in all, Beyer is pretty much just like the rest of Modesto.

Person One: "What team did our school totally cream last week at the football game again?"
Person Two: "Oh, that was Beyer."

or

Person 1: "Oh where did you go to High School?"
Loser Who Still Lives In Modesto: "...Beyer."
Person 1: "Oh..." (at this point the topic changes)

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Harby

A harby is a hobby that you like to do at Arby's.
It can be literally anything, as long as it's a hobby.

Person 1: "Cosplaying is my newest harby!"
Person 2: "Won't they kick you out?"

A Person: "Skydiving is one of the most dangerous harbies."
Another Person: "Yeah. And it's expensive. They always make you pay for the roof damage."