Cliff Burton

The most overrated bass player of all time. He was the second bass player for garage band Metallica founded by a Danish midget and a Drunk. Cliff was basically their father and did everything to guide them as the oldest.

Cliff was the only one in the group who could write harmony and was an invaluable melodic assets on their early albums. And is known for bass solos

However, his actual bass technique is about the equivalent to that aforementioned Danish midget on drums. Extremely sloppy, missing notes and a tone that sounds like a wall of flatulence.

Whilst he was a great and legendary musician overall; compared to someone like Billy Sheehan or most other great bassists. He cannot hold a candle in raw technique as most of the time he has a wall of distortion that covers up his mistakes.

Person 1: “Did you just fart?”

Person 2: “No I’m listening to Cliff Burton’s isolated bass tracks”

Queensryche

Formerly known as one of the greatest progressive bands of all time before they became a bloated punchline after their 5th full length album “Promised Land”. Notable members include former guitarist Chris Degarmo as well as former singer Geoff Tate. Bassist Eddie Jackson and founding guitarist are the only original members after kicking out drummer Scott Rockenfield whilst he was away for family reasons.

“I remember Queensryche, when 2 guys carried the rest of the band and wrote their whole discography during years 1982-94”

Liam

Either a weird kid who probably is a bit ‘tismed out with most likely a Minecraft obsession. Or just a chill bloke who wished his name wasn’t Liam because it’s the most basic name of all time now.

“I once knew a guy named Liam, he wasn’t a weird Minecraft fan in his 30s. He was actually a sex god” - comprised of many different testimonials from every female model