Rutherford B Hayes

A deceased man who pesonifies all that is evil in the world

Guy#1Oh no I just got pregnant. This is all Satan's fault.
Guy#2 No, no , don't blame Satan. Blame RUTHERFORD B HAYES!

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Ride By

Since not all criminals can afford fancy cars, some have to perform their act of violence from a bike. This occurs frequently in parts of the deep south.

Oh shit, here comes a bunch of people on bikes, get ready for a ride by!

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