the same difference

A contradiction in itself " literally". Whatever the difference may be, its the same!

My friend says to me extraordinary is different from ordinary.
And I reply, the same difference!

it aint what it aint

The opposit of "it is what it is"

My friend says to me "it don't look pretty "

And I reply " It aint what it aint"

cootermonster

A hairy vagina

My girl and i was gonna have sex last night, but her cootermonster scared the shit outta me!

Suck it 6 ways from sunday

Sucking the hell out of some cock!

Damn babe, I want to suck it 6 ways from sunday, l

lickmydickstick

To take ones tongue and run it from the base, of the shaft of a cock, to the tip of the head & then back down to the base of the cock.

It feels wonderful, honey, when you lickmydickstick!