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An active-duty member of the US military i.e. Marines/Army, who is fed up with all the bullshit that happens in their daily life, ex: being treated like a child, going to the field, having to sit through safety briefs, etc etc.
1: We've got to clean our barracks room for inspection tomorrow for like 5 hours
2: Damn it man, I'm so disgruntled
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When you fuck a four-person family, usually both parents and both children, though this can be interchanged (Three children, one parent, etc.) to your liking. MUST be an immediate family, cannot be a cousin, grandparent, uncle, etc.
"Bro I hit a Grand Slam on that Johnson family"
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The tendency of villains in movies/TV shows to miss out obvious shit, even though it's clearly in their line of sight
"You remember that episode of Prison Break when the FBI agent missed the doctor even though she was right in front of him? That's some bad guy vision amirite?"
"What the fuck are you talking about"
When light banter between two friends turns into something more serious when one references sensitive content about the other.
P1: You suck, man
P2: You suck donkey dick, dumbass
P1: Yeah, well your wife sucks neighbor dick and then leaves you.
P3: Whoa, talk about bringing a gun to a knife fight!
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The act of sending a complete text message various smaller messages containing pieces of the full text.
Guy: "Lmao"
"Do you wanna go to the movies"
"On like Saturday"
Girl: "Chill w/ the snippet texting