the world is quiet here

the awesome slogan for VFD:

When we grab you by the ankles,
Where our mark is to be made,
You'll soon be doing noble work,
Although you won't be paid.

When we drive away in secret,
You'll be a volunteer,
So don't scream when we tell you:
The world is quiet here."

Read the sign...the world is quiet here.

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Personal Trainer

A person who can't reach the qualifications to become a gym teacher.

Those who can't - teach! Those who can't teach, teach gym. Those who can't teach gym become personal trainers.

Personal trainer

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Baudelaire

A hot chick who wears pretty mascara

“Wow would you look at Baudelaire”

“She’s so gorgeous I love her mascara”