fabrection

The fabric-erection. It's the way the zipper of a pair of pants sticks up, making one look like they have a hard one when sitting down.

Girl: What's THAT!?!
Boy: Oh. Uh. It's my pants. They do that when I sit. Seriously! It's a fabrection! Come back! Please, come back!!!

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Spot Whore

A person who steals another person's spot. This may be a parking space, seat in the car, etc...

"God damn! Kristina stole my parking space again this morning! That spot whore! I'm going to flip her windshield wipers up."

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