Bloomington/Normal

Sister cities located in central Illinois. Famous for having more mediocre restaurants per capita than any other place in the United States. Also home to a state university teeming with STD's.

Student 1: What are you doing in Bloomington/Normal today?

Student 2: After class, I'm going to refill my herpes prescription and then get some Applebee's for dinner.

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