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A period of maternity leave, unexpected by friends and co-workers as nobody knew the Mother to be was expecting, due to her already substantial build.
Where's Kate been these past few weeks, Dave?
She's on faternity leave with the bairn.
I didn't even know she was pregnant...She was already a big girl though.
Aye, fraternity leave, right enough.
When a shithouse behaves as such to an especially high level.
Examples include Sergio Ramos's foul on Mo Salah in the 2018 Champions League Final, The Leave campaign's promise regarding the redistribution of funds to the NHS and Donald Trump's refusal to concede.
Did you get onto that prick trying to claim credit for our work before, lad?
Yeah, epic shithousery that, mate.
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When a bellend behaves like a high level shithouse.
Famed examples of this include Sergio Ramos's foul on Mo Salah in the 2018 Champions League Final, the Leave campaign's claim that monies saved from EU membership would be reinvested into the NHS and Donald Trump's refusal to accept defeat in the recent US election.
Did you see that twat try and claim complete credit for our work earlier?
Yeah, lad. Epic shithousery of the highest order, that...
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A massive horse faced lioness cunt.
Why the long face?
Sorry, pyar Jill Scott vibes today.
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A specially amended version of the popular UK soap opera 'Coronation Street' set during the COVID-19 outbreak. Unable to visit The Rovers Return, there's panic on the streets of Wetherfield, as the characters are forced to stay indoors and reflect on the utter misery of life in modern Northern Britain.
"What you gonna do tonight, lad? Can't go the ale house anymore, can we?"
"No, lad. Shit innit. I reckon I'll just stay in and watch Coronanation Street."
"Boss shout, lad."
The act of continuous and shameless self promotion by talking about yourself all of the time.
That Jess Phillips is a self publicist of the highest order.
Yeah, man. Everytime she speaks, she's mytalking innit.
A pasty, grey inoffensive civil servant, so utterly devoid of personality, they're essentially a dead person warmed up slightly.
Have you met that long streak of pasturised piss, John in planning?
Yeah, he's like death warmed up isn't he?
Indeed, a proper Corpseish Cunt.