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A person who turns into a proper beast, through undertaking a disciplined weight training regime accompanied by a high intake of creatine during the evolving COVID-19 situation.
"What the fuck has happened to Cooper, lad? He's become a pyar beast
Yeah, he turned into a proper juice head during the COVID-19 situation, la. Looks like Coronan the Barbarian, now lid."
Someone who is both overweight, yet also patronising and an expert in condescension.
That Tom Watson used to be such a fatronising cunt.
The act of continuous and shameless self promotion by talking about yourself all of the time.
That Jess Phillips is a self publicist of the highest order.
Yeah, man. Everytime she speaks, she's mytalking innit.
The erect phallus of an overweight male.
That Dan, he might be a bit of a fat get, but let me tell you, he's got a reyt lardon...
The annoying lunchtime practices of a beige civil servant type (see Corish cunt) who due to his apparent diligence and hard working nature eats his lunch loudly at his desk.
Have you heard the noise that cunt, John makes when he's eating his dinner?
Yeah, he's a proper fucking Corish cruncher, that lad.
A beige, diligent and unsophisticated civil servant who outwardly gives off the impression of being a Social Democrat, yet votes Conservative at each General Election.
That arsehole John in Strategic Planning is a pyar Cory Tory, la.
A period of maternity leave, unexpected by friends and co-workers as nobody knew the Mother to be was expecting, due to her already substantial build.
Where's Kate been these past few weeks, Dave?
She's on faternity leave with the bairn.
I didn't even know she was pregnant...She was already a big girl though.
Aye, fraternity leave, right enough.