GBG

Stands for Generic Baylor Girl. Referring to roughly 95% of Baylor University's female population, this demographic is characterized by the aforementioned's affinity for God and Lordy Jesus, prudent behavior, unwillingness to try anything exciting or new, and a general quest for the "ring by spring", which is to say, a marriage partner before the conclusion of college. Highly malleable by those claiming to be stout Christians, these girls like to gather for Life Group meetings at least once a month when their menstrual cycles coincide and spew Biblical verses at each other in a vain attempt to offset their frustration at life and lack of sex. Any male interaction with these "true GBGs" often end up in abject failure and a dire need to go back to your computer and your left hand.

There are many pseudo-GBGs amongst this population as well, and these are characterized by church going girls that give head on saturday and profess their love to the man in the sky on Sunday. They are little more than slightly more classy sluts; most sorority girls fall into this category.

Guy A: (seeing a hot girl) dude do you think that girl would be DTF tonight?

Guy B: nah man, she's a GBG, she's the section leader of our life group and the only man she'll ever have sex with is the chaplain

Guy A: Fuck

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