salad cat

Salad cat Someone whom uses lettuce or other salad material to intimately fondle ones nether regions.

Jerry: I hope you don’t use that lettuce for what I’m thinking.
Adam: Fuck off, I’m not a Salad cat like you!

Vauxhall Adam

A hairdresser’s car. Usually driven by really fit hairdressers who are both good workers and good looking.

Freda: I love being a good hairdresser with my Vauxhall Adam