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A Spencerbomb is when someone hides with the express goal of taking a photo of an individual in certain situations, ie, waiting in line, in order to send to said individual, while said individual is still in that certain situation without being seen.
I did a great Spencerbomb today. Took a picture of Barry waiting in line and sent it to him. The looked on his face when he got that photo of him in the same spot he was in was great.
A reverse mortgage is when you are sick and have diarrhea. When you rush to the bathroom and sit on the toilet it's just a fart.
Oh my God!! I thought I had to shit my pants, but it was just a reverse mortgage.
When a man is having sex with a woman and is about to do his dizzle. He shits in his had and shoves it up her vagina and says baby I gotta go. Then leaves. She thinks that he shot a big load. Because she can still feel it. But hes already gone home and when she wakes up she sees shit everywhere.
I did the shit swap, she aunt getting pregnant. Shit Swap.
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A Skreeby is a made-up drug by someone who's too scared to use drugs and they don't want people to think he's not cool so he acts like Skreebys are real and acts like it's the best drug out there.
Dude I got so f***** up on Skreeby.
When a man is taking a shit and another man starts making out with him.
I was taking a s*** and then I got Rhino lining.
1. A worthless employee who volunters for all safety or cultural clubs at work. Who occupies all upper management with inane chatter.
2. A recovering drug addict who lies.
3. A turd fish.
4. A turd blossom.
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A mookie is a cousins who doesn't work but always seems to have money. He has a colorful past, but it is all unconfirmed. Mookie has fakes several aliments, including death. Mookie doesn't want to be responsible for his many kids or bills. Often times claiming to have lost a limb or other body part and that's why he can't work.
Mookie came by the other borrowed 50 bucks then when I called him back the person who answered said he was dead.