South Jersey Suck 'N Fuck

Using your fist, you prolapse your sexual partners anus, then give said prolapsed anus a blowy.

Fuck you bro, I gave your sister a good old fashioned South Jersey Suck 'N Fuck last night.

Louisiana Chewbacca

Using a hairy Russian woman (must be over 47 years old) have sex in the missionary position while braiding your pubic hair, at the point of ejaculation pull away as hard as possible to undo the braids, making a Velcro sound, simultaneously you’ll scream like Chewbacca

“I pulled the good ‘ol Louisiana Chewbacca on that fine ass babushka over there, Playa”